BUMPER SNICKERS 3

  1. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  3. It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  4. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  5. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  6. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  7. I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
  8. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
  9. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  10. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.