BUMPER SNICKERS 2

  1. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  2. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
  3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
  4. My kid had sex with your honor student.
  5. Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
  6. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
  7. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  8. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  9. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
  10. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather .
    Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  11. God must love stupid people, he made so many.