BUMPER SNICKERS 1

  1. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
  2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
  4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
  5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  6. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
  7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
  8. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  9. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
  10. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
  11. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.