Puns 4

  1. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.
  2. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.
  3. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
  4. Why Did Pilgrims Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
  5. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
  6. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer