Clinton Staffers at the Pearly Gates

Saint Peter is standing duty at the Pearly Gates when who shows up but 40 White House staffers from the Clinton Administration.

Saint Peter: "What do you want?"

Them: "We want in."

Saint Peter: "Wait here. I'll have to go talk to God about this."

Saint Peter departs briefly and goes to see God.

Saint Peter: "God, there are 40 Clinton staffers at the Pearly Gates. They want in. What do I do?"

God: "We've never had that many Clinton staffers in at one time before. Go tell them 40 Clinton staffers at one time are too many. Tell them we'll take 5 now, and the other 35 can try again later."

Saint Peter: "Roger that, God."

Saint Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates. Upon arriving, he immediately turns around and runs back to see God again--at flank speed.

Saint Peter: "God!, God!, they're not there any more!"

God: "The 40 Clinton staffers?"

Saint Peter: "No, the Pearly Gates!"