It's A Baby - Animal Jokes

It's A Baby

At one bus stop, a woman got on, holding her baby. The bus driver said without thinking "Wow! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Angry, the woman slapped her fare into the fare box and stormed back to a seat near the rear of the bus. Seeing that she was upset, the man sitting next to her asked what was wrong.

"That bus driver insulted me," she said.

"Why, he's a public servant." The man replied. "He shouldn't be allowed to insult passengers."

"You know what," the woman said, "you're right. I think I'll just go right back up there and tell him what I think of his manners."

"You should." The man agreed. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you."