Airline Attendants 4

Occasionally, airline attendants make in-flight safety lectures and other announcements a bit more entertaining.

Here are some actual examples:

"Your bottom seat cushions can also be used as floatation devices. Simply place your arms through the Velcro straps. For those of you with extra hairy chests, the Velcro alone should be sufficient."

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.  And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

A part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement:  "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways!"